what do you mean you don't have Cheesy Blasters?

(Tiny Fey)

No Lady Gaga! I'm pretty sure you WEREN'T born this way!

(Lady Gaga)

Though impressive, Slash's snake isn't the largest Betty White has seen.

(Betty White, Slash)

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.

(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)

I have a giant throne made of swords now. Giant thrones made of swords are cool.

(Matt Smith)

You huwted my feewings...

(Matthew Perry)