You said there would be clowns at this party.

for the last time sir im not steven colbert

(Rick Santorum)

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!

Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)