SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?