My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!