My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
planking for the lord or dead, one of the two
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar