-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)