-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
My friends my friends, do not be alarmed, i am jesus penguin. its what i do.
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Shhhhh really just a cookie jar
Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.
(Pope Benedict XVI)
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...