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jesus,life sucks,mary,messy room,mom,mother,religious,unfair
Via: F*** Yeah, Dementia
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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

borrow the car,god,jesus,parents-just-dont-understand,please dad,religion,religious
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

awesome,dinosaur,jesus,Raptor,RAPTURE,religious,riding the raptor,wtf
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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

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