I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.
"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".
I GET THE HINT ALPACA MY BAGS AND MOVE OUT
I see what you did there.
I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.
This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says
Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.