It certainly has come a long way since then
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!
I GET THE HINT ALPACA MY BAGS AND MOVE OUT
I see what you did there.
I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.
I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.
"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".