. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".

SAFE SEX It certainly has come a long way since then

A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.