I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.
A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..
It certainly has come a long way since then
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!
Oh stick, you will forever be mine. NO! NO! STICK IS MINE!! Finally.. we are alone.