. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!
This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
"BABE... I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE".
It certainly has come a long way since then
A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..
I'm pregnant. I'm sterile.
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