Dating turtle Has trouble coming out of his shell
We don't talk about him much, after he hate mother.
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GAY CURTAINS An Important part of every relationship
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
We never really talk anymore
She comes along, picks off a few bugs, and then leaves. She calls it "symbiotic", but I just sorta feel used.
FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP
HER LIGHTNING WIT
YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP
GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!