I Assure You I Taste Nothing Like Chocolate

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You're dying to have my recipe? Look kid, I think you're confusing me with mousse.

The Floating Goat Cocktail

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Trickle goats carefully down side of quarry to achieve smooth all-over cover. Then garnish with Borage and a silly straw.

Savannah Soup

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Savannah Soup Ingredients: 3 medium hippos, unpeeled 94,000,000 cups water

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