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Look kid, I think you're confusing me with mousse.
Trickle goats carefully down side of quarry to achieve smooth all-over cover. Then garnish with Borage and a silly straw.
Savannah Soup Ingredients:
3 medium hippos, unpeeled
94,000,000 cups water
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
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