The Usual Bag of Snickers and an Order of French Fries Will Do.

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criminal,garbage can,mafia,protection,raccoon,racket,threat
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Iz time for you to pay for protection so nuttin' happens to those nice neat garbage cans of yours. Be a shame if they got all knocked over now wouldn't it?

Raccoon Blues

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blues,fulsom prison blues,jail,johnny cash,raccoon,trash can
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I hear the train a comin', it's rollin' 'round the bend, and I ain't seen a trash can since I don't know when.

I Have Standards, You Know

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I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

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