Ahhh... teh sweet nektur ob mai garbaj sent'd pawz.

I hear the train a comin', it's rollin' 'round the bend, and I ain't seen a trash can since I don't know when.

I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!

WELL That's one way of getting into somebody's pants.

Umm, gonna need you to bail me out.

What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!

My dear fellow, your garbage can lids are not fullproof. Mwahahaha