"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

I tried to stick up for you, but I think they're gonna pin balloon popping on you.

Fluffy gives in to peer pressure and gets his tongue pierced

Wow! Your one ugly dog!

Please sir no touching the animals

Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.

That's it, kid. Follow my lead. Right foot, left foot...