Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
That's it, kid. Follow my lead.
Right foot, left foot...
Could I have a tummy rub?
I tried to stick up for you, but I think they're gonna pin balloon popping on you.
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"