Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz
Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
That's it, kid. Follow my lead.
Right foot, left foot...
Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway.
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
no touching the animals