"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
Fluffy gives in to peer pressure
and gets his tongue pierced
I tried to stick up for you, but I think they're gonna pin balloon popping on you.
Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway.
no touching the animals
Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.