We are familyI got all my generals with me.

(Kim Jong-Un)

The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked

(Newt Gingrich)

Finally, a Republican candidate who makes sense!

planking for the lord or dead, one of the two

SILLY MORTAL

(Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

THE ROYAL WAY TO GET RID OF DANDRUFF

(Prince William, Kate Middleton)

Sorry, I have to go.My home planet needs me.

(Pope Benedict XVI)