From this day on I will be known as W.illin'
(Prince William, Kate Middleton)
LOOK! HAHAHAHAHAH... NEWT'S FLY IS UNDONE...
Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)
The best part of waking up is Folger's in my cup
(Queen Elizabeth II)
For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
We're playing rock, paper, scissors. WTF is that, a gun?
(Angela Merkel, Nicolas Sarkozy)
God outsourced some of it