For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
AND THEN I DID THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!
GOP BEFORE OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHERE ARE ALL THE JOBS!?" GOP AFTER OCCUPYWALLSTREET: "WHY DON'T ALL THESE PROTESTERS JUST GET JOBS?"
Pass the dutchie on the left hand side