Tsk, look at that. I'm getting crow's feet.
They told me I could be anything... so I became philosophical.
Just call me Phil
All ducked out and nowhere to go.
We all need somebirdy
to preeen on
Get off your ass and start fighting like a man, Sarge said.
It was also the last thing he said!
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