Hhhmmm... this water is too wet. FIX IT!!!
Simon didn't say "touch your head." You're out!
Seriously? THESE are the people running for President?!
"IF PRESIDENTS DON'T DO IT TO THEIR WIVES
they'll do it to the country"
OW! You saw Sarah Palin on TV again, did you?? I'll get the eye-bleach for you...
Election Season? Time to head for the hills.
IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TELL YOU YOU'RE ADOPTED
(David Cameron, Stephen Harper)