SAY THAT TO MY FACE B*TCH, NOT YOUR COMPUTER
(Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama)
God outsourced some of it
"And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle."
I blame it on the hipsters.
Cowboys & Aliens
(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)
And my husband is the Queen of Denial.
Affairs of State can be complicated