I blame it on the hipsters.

(Nicolas Sarkozy)

Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.

(Chris Christie)

And the winner of the "George W. Bush Impersonation Award" goes to ... Rick Perry

(Mitt Romney, Rick Perry)

Now remember: the poor people DESERVE to be poor

(Rick Perry, Ron Paul)

UNDEAD CONGRESSWOMAN And you caution us about the live camera?

(Nancy Pelosi)

I'm the swan queen

(Vladimir Putin)

OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)