When's that holding cell gonna be ready? Seems like we been waiting here forever!
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
I Did'nt Do it... AND.. You Can't Prove It!!!
I swear officer ... The 27 people hit me!
NOBODY GETS PAST THE LOUISIANA STATE POLICE...
Sorry sir, but posture counts.