Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.

Pleeez, can I has a donut? I smelz 0ne?

NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!

When's that holding cell gonna be ready? Seems like we been waiting here forever!

Seems Legit

NOBODY GETS PAST THE LOUISIANA STATE POLICE...