U doant haz tu get awl huffy! Ai thot u waz a playing mantis.

"Today Mr. Fluffy, we're going to play ballerina, and have a tea party, and play dress up, and..." "Help me."

Foul! Foul!

Ref, why didn't you call that?! Can't you see there's a lot of fowl play going on here?!

"Tangos at sunset. Chicks dig tangos at sunset." "sigh If 'Romeo' here steps on my paw ONE. MORE. TIME."

Die, Zombie! DIE!!!