Internet's down Mum wants me to go outside and play I'd rather stay inside and mope

I KNOW YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE CRAMP, BUT YOU HAVE TO PLAY IN GAME 5!

I play the didgeridumbo.

Kick it in again And I'll eat you.

Hello, Mrs. Johnson... can Mittens come out and play?

"Eh... One little monkey sitting in a -- erm -- tree -- eh -- teasing Mr. Alligator -- ah -- you can't catch -- eh -- me..." SNAP! Gobble... "Erm... look, guys... actually I don't wanna play no more. Eh... it's a silly game anyway."