"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
I gotta hunt my own food? Thazza ocelot of trouble. Can't ai just order pizza?
I iz veree grateful fur online orduring an my hoomins kredit kard.
I think the pepperonis are ready for pickin'!!!
Dis looks like MINE
Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.
I'D LIKE TO HAVE ONE MEATLOVER'S VEGETARIAN MENU.
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