Dis iz not teh pork yur luking for

Believe me...you do NOT wanna know what's in that bush!

oh hai. Turkee kaonz is beddah foh u! Pass it on, kai?

Ai iz reddy 4 glamur maykoveh. Don frgit teh lipstix!

NOT BY DE HAIRS OF MY CHINNEH CHIN CHEAN

HEY! We look like twins! And you didn't even need a costume!