"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Well, you sure crossed the line this time!
LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS
Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.
Your children... what IS wrong with them?