And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Your children... what IS wrong with them?
Warning, this little boy's reaction includes a four-letter word.
Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.