"Yes sweetie, ur a zombie. BUt go eat ur dad's brains. You're on a diet!"
Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.
Well, you sure crossed the line this time!
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
Do we hav enuff tickets?
Can I hav sum popcorm
I can has baffroom?
Can I get a tishoo?
If I stick up a foot will sumwun gib us a ride?
Will my seat be fluffy?
Ar we there yet?
And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?
Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
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