Should've stopped after one.
Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.
And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?
First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.