Bob, we think it's time you went on a diet.

Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.

WEIGHT WATCHERS You're doing it wrong.

(Kim Jong-un)

DELICIOUS CAKE nom nom nom

MEANWHILE IN AMERICA

LET'S PLAY A GAME It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"

(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)