Oh, knock it off, drama boy- you're not even bleeding yet.
i got the weirdest boner right now
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Hit and Run... ...Zamboni edition
For the lulz!
I AM COFFEE TABLE SLAYER OF ANKLES
STILL Not as painful as stepping on a Lego in your bare feet