Oh, knock it off, drama boy- you're not even bleeding yet.
Accidental Acupuncture in 3..2..1..
Jump up and down... with excitement! MOAR SPORTZ!
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Who the hell put a lego there!?
I think I found the needle.