I Mean, I Only Eat Four Bags a Day

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frog,fuss,grape,oblivious,purple,side effects,tootsie roll pop
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I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!

You're About To Get Your Money's Worth!

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behind,eating,lion,oblivious,pounce,safari,SOON,stupid,They Said
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"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!" "Maybe we should demand our $20 back!" "Soon"

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