Don't even think about blooping my nose.
"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?"
"Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."
Bro get the gun...
"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!
"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME"