My mouth tastes like I made some bad decisions last night!
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.
OH DON'T MIND LITTLE OLD ME
delete delete delete bye-bye HotGoggies.com...and go welcum home teh beluved wife...