My mouth tastes like I made some bad decisions last night!
I'm sorry, but the list has been made, and checked twice. You are defintely on the 'naughty' list. I'm preparing your 'present' as we speak.
Before we go out and face everyone from last night's party, let's get our story straight.
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
delete delete delete bye-bye HotGoggies.com...and go welcum home teh beluved wife...
OH DON'T MIND LITTLE OLD ME
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