That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Hey, Dude... Looks like the squirrel
has been in your secret stash again.
What starts with "P" and end with "ORN"?
Yum! Just what I had a hankering for... SQUIRREL BUTT!
"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."