Can you get this letter to my sister in Oregon? Do I look like Kevin Costner to you?
SCIENTIST IN GOGGLES
knows what he likes
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)
ME LOVE SNOW!
(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)
NEEDLESS TO SAY HE DIDN'T LET ME PASS
He's the Lord of the Road!