I'm tired of these mutha-f@#&ing snakes! I wish someone would put them on a mutha-f@#&ing plane!
I'd love to just walk right up to her and ask her out, but I never know what to say.
No, no. That camera angle is all wrong.
OH MY GOD!
WHAT DID I EAT LAST NIGHT??!!
The Next Day
"That headless guy dropped this. You know this might not make a bad place to hibernate this winter."
Wus it left at da stump and right at da tree or right at da stump and left at da tree?