Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
Why do they think we're so wise?
They should see how much I spend on therapy...
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.