I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
I'm sooo poor all i got is one buck
NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO BUY TO EQUAL $6.66 THEN GIVE THE CASHIER THIS LOOK
(Samuel L. Jackson)