Quick, check under the cushions. The Swiss delegate just left. Genius, Sir.
I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead.
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.