"So mom left me here for the weekend?"
"She's not coming back, is she?"
Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.
Mom it followed me home, can I keep it?
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know."
"Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"
Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.