Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
Hez a remindr frum Mama tu kwit munkeying arownd. I wish dey wud BOAF git awf mai bak.
"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know."
"Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"
So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident
Ai foundeded yoo a noo kitteh.
Can we keepz him? Pleeese?
Sorry, my Mama can't come to the fence right now