For every dumb thing I've said, there are literally thousands of dumb things I haven't said.
okay, okay . . . serious face on!!!
You said there would be clowns at this party.
Mitt Romney enjoys casual Friday
Congratulations, Mrs. Dorfmann, here's your Publisher's Clearinghouse grand prize. We ran out of money, so we're giving away one million babies. The rest are in the truck.
Please Do Not Feed The Political Commentators thank you for your cooperation Washington DC Public Zoo
False alarm my thumb Is really there