Oh, glorious zebra butt... tell me your secrets!
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Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
Go on, I find your story quite amusing.