TASTES LIKE ASS
"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!"
"Roger that! What's next?"
Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?
Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
The rare cobraffe
coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.