Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?
We all need our ass kissed sometimes
Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...
Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.
Life is like a flower with a frog inside.
You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"