I found this in the back alley can I keep it?
Lady Gaga's Great-Grandmother
Breaking News - Carrie, The Musical!
Dear hot dog, Have you seen the rest of my body? Sincerely, seriously? I'm confused ^
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA
Weirdest. Carnival prize. EVAR!