"One more time, why are we doin' this?"
"Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
A groundhog walks into a bar...
One more crack like "E.T. phone home"
and you're on separate trees for a week!
People usually ask ME "why the long face?"
Now stop me if you've heard this one...