jesus

jesus,life sucks,mary,messy room,mom,mother,religious,unfair
Via: F*** Yeah, Dementia
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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

are you drunk,are you high,dragon,jesus,tamed,unicorn,what is wrong with you,wtf
By philip
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

birth control,christmas,historic lols,jesus,mary,unplanned pregnancy
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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

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