NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

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