If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY
Jesus, take the wheel!