Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?