Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
Baby Jesuz Haz Been Evicted
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!