SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."