Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?