Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse
I was respawning Before it was popular
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?