If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble
I was respawning Before it was popular
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS