I've Always Loved Tennis!

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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

IT'S A MIRACLE

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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Drunk Right Now?

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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed