jesus

birth control,christmas,historic lols,jesus,mary,unplanned pregnancy
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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

awesome,dinosaur,jesus,Raptor,RAPTURE,religious,riding the raptor,wtf
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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

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