Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Drunk Right Now?

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Jesus, Be Honest... Are You Drunk Right Now?
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

The Lord Doth Not Lend His Car

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The Lord Doth Not Lend His Car
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.