Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang