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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car. Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.