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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

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