jesus

are you drunk,are you high,dragon,jesus,tamed,unicorn,what is wrong with you,wtf
By philip
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

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birth control,christmas,historic lols,jesus,mary,unplanned pregnancy
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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

borrow the car,god,jesus,parents-just-dont-understand,please dad,religion,religious
By Unknown
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

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