BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.