EXCUSE ME, SIR.
Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada
I was respawning Before it was popular
And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!