And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY
Jesus, take the wheel!
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.