Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed