Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Baby Jesuz Haz Been Evicted
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...