Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.