This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS
BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY
lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!