Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
-Yes, my weed there
--Get your bong. LOL
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."