Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!
WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now!
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus