This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."
SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!
Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?