You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
You don't say
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
OK! Who's da wise guy who took da water away??