You don't say
Homicidal jerks even.
I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
I told you the squid didn't like me.