I told you the squid didn't like me.
You don't say
And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says.
What a d*ck.
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
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