"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says. What a d*ck.

I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!

No... you're a jerk, I'm ignoring you

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

You don't say