Cougars. "I totally didn't maul that one guy."
Hmm, you say someone got into your attic, chewed a hole in your antique quilt, and stuffed it full of nuts and seeds? Nope, got no idea who could have done that.
NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!
Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
Inocent bunny is shocked, SHOCKED, at your behavior.