Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!
Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!
Cougars. "I totally didn't maul that one guy."
NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!
Hmm, you say someone got into your attic, chewed a hole in your antique quilt, and stuffed it full of nuts and seeds? Nope, got no idea who could have done that.