"Idiot! Don't jump in there. You might get eaten by a killer whale."
"At least I won't be eaten by the polar bear that's behind you."
There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
I believe I can fly!
No you can't, you idiot!
Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
WHY YOU SO STUPID?!
Ur a speshal kind of idiot, Rnt U.
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