Thank you for the application. But, we are not hiring right now.
Ur a speshal kind of idiot, Rnt U.
WHY YOU SO STUPID?!
I believe I can fly!
No you can't, you idiot!
"Idiot! Don't jump in there. You might get eaten by a killer whale."
"At least I won't be eaten by the polar bear that's behind you."
Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!