Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone
(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)
Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.
"Idiot! Don't jump in there. You might get eaten by a killer whale."
"At least I won't be eaten by the polar bear that's behind you."
I believe I can fly!
No you can't, you idiot!
WHY YOU SO STUPID?!