EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOING

Safety Dance

There's hardly ANYONE who hasn't had a little of the Captain in them... and that's why he's on the offenders registry...

GROSS

(Britney Spears)

The moms of slipknot

Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!!!

Congratulations to iACE61097 for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, iACE61097!!!