Yes dear! You're absolutely right dear!!! Now can I go out with the bats?
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--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
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