-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
Steven Spielberg Criticized for the "Triceratops He Just ...
Attack on Titan Meets Pokémon and I'm Never Sleeping Again
"Matt, Do Your Girl Voice!"
17 Ways You Can Make a Running Otter Seem Even More Epic!
Obama Flashed a Smile After Being Offered a Hit of Legal ...
Literally, This Couldn't Apply to Everyone
Sometimes You Don't Really Know Your Parents
Britney Spears Without Autotune is a Disaster
Max-Arthur is a Cat That Loves to Relax With a Nice Bath
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more