"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
Hilda was forced to raise her little one by herself after her husband ran off with that Goodall tramp.
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm?
--I would, but you're never home when it occurs.