Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.
My husband can't come to the phone right now. He's tied up. He's also gagged, naked and crying.
I'm calling you from a giant salt shaker!
He's Knockin on the Back Door I'm ASCURED!
This is why People Hate Gingers
I PAMPER MY WOMEN B**CHES LOVE PAMPERS
My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!