-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.
Another bad example of women drivers
PLAYING WITH YOURSELF Depending on the game, results vary
When's that holding cell gonna be ready? Seems like we been waiting here forever!
Calgon, take me away! Where? Where exactly do you want to go? It's true that, I, Calgon, the Magnificent Lampshade, can grant wishes, but you've got to be a little more specific. Just try to work with me, okay?
Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.