Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
Packs some serious meat
Now get a little closer to the well, Timmy. Lassie won't mind.
If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble
The sex machine is almost ready
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER