Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

Get her higher, quickly! The lightning storm's approaching!

Another bad example of women drivers

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

Now about that bed time ....

Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..

Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.