Get her higher, quickly! The lightning storm's approaching!
Another bad example of women drivers
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
Now about that bed time ....
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.
Giant Bubble Wands Don't know why they never caught on.