Before PetCo Cat toys were a lot messier
NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!
Oh, sure, this is fun enough, but wait 'til the roofies and viagra kick in.
When A Black Swan Mates With A Flying Monkey From Oz !!!
It's a nice enough tree, Bob. But I'm not sure that I'd say it was "happy".
Open you piece of sh*t!
I must go now. My people need me.