Move it, twerp! You're standing in my salad.

When you're a 4,000 pound hippo, hiding can be a challenge.

No... you're a jerk, I'm ignoring you

Savannah Soup Ingredients: 3 medium hippos, unpeeled 94,000,000 cups water

Dis mai Hitapomonus impreshun

Nothing ruins a picnic faster than Hippos in your Cole Slaw

ME FATSTA